Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

Hey, Big Vendor (2001)

Peter Sallis: Clegg

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Clegg : Can I just... summarize the situation here? We've just seen Billy Hardcastle disappear up a tree.

  Truly : Yes, I noticed that.

  Clegg : Carrying what to the casual observer looked like a length of rope with him.

  Truly : Length of rope. Yes, saw that.

  Billy Hardcastle : Eh, da- Oh blooming heck.

  Clegg : But, don't you think we ought to inquire what his plans are?

  Truly : He seemed perfectly cheerful.

  Clegg : What, climbing up a tree at his age? That could be construed as another bad sign.

  Truly : How're you doing up that tree, Billy?

  Billy Hardcastle : I'm doing great. Apart from a bit of trouble with this damn great knot.

• [last lines] 

  Truly : I don't know why they got so mad with Barry. He's just given the golf course a new hole.

  Billy Hardcastle : He'd a' lacquered it, that one.

  Clegg : I thought Howard was moving well. I hope he puts the kettle on.