Alvin & the Chipmunks (TV Series)
Who Ghost There?/Romancing Miss Stone (1985)
Janice Karman: Theodore Seville
Quotes
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Theodore Seville : [Simon and Theodore thrown popcorn on a man in the movie theater to ruin his date at the behest of Alvin. Unfortunately, that man is Dave] Dave!
Simon Seville : [Alvin pulls them behind the seats before they can get Dave's attention] Alvin, why didn't you tell us?
Alvin Seville : Would you have helped me?
Simon Seville , Theodore Seville : NO!
Alvin Seville : I rest my case.
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Simon Seville : Behold, my Teleghost Transmitter.
Theodore Seville : Oh.
[astonished]
Theodore Seville : Oh!
Simon Seville : [trying to reach the ghost] Come in. Come in, please.
Voice on Radio : Hello? Hello?
Theodore Seville : The ghost!
Simon Seville : Hello out there. Please, tell us, what do you want?
Voice on Radio : Well, I sure could go for a king size lemonade and a submarine sandwich 'bout now.
Theodore Seville : I told you he was hungry.
Simon Seville : [suspiciously] Who is this anyway?
Voice on Radio : Why, this here is Jim Bob Briggs out of Waco, Texas.
Simon Seville : SIGN OFF, JIM BOB. We're expecting a very important call.
[Teleghost Transmitter blows up]
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Theodore Seville : [after seeing Alvin being so sweet to Miss Stone] Is Alvin doing that bad in math?
Simon Seville : I'm afraid it goes deeper than that, Theodore. I think Alvin has a crush on our teacher.
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Alvin Seville : [to Simon and Theodore] So you're gonna help me get Miss Stone back.
Theodore Seville : Get her back? From who?
Alvin Seville : That's not important, Theodore.
Simon Seville : Alvin, I don't think Miss Stone was yours to begin with.
Alvin Seville : Oh REALLY, Simon? I wonder if Dave knows who ruined his shirts with a certain automatic iron invention.
Simon Seville : You wouldn't.
Alvin Seville : Oh yeah?
Simon Seville : Okay, what do you want us to do?
Alvin Seville : Help me make Miss Stone regret the day she met this two-timing Casanova.
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Alvin Seville : [thinking he ruined Dave's date with Miss Stone] How was your evening, Dave?
David 'Dave' Seville : The best.
Alvin Seville : The best? What do you mean?
David 'Dave' Seville : Well, we got off to a slow start, but later, Linda and I really hit it off.
Alvin Seville : Linda? You're on a first name basis?
Simon Seville : [running to Dave thinking they ruined his date] We're sorry, Dave.
Theodore Seville : Can you ever forgive us?
David 'Dave' Seville : What for, fellas?
Alvin Seville : Dave had a GREAT time on his date with LINDA last night.
Simon Seville , Theodore Seville : You did?
David 'Dave' Seville : Yeah. In fact, we're going out again tomorrow night.
Simon Seville , Theodore Seville : You are?
Alvin Seville : [to himself, angrily] Then it's time to show Miss Stone who the best man really is.
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Alvin Seville : Dave, could you bend down a minute?
[Dave bends down and Alvin slaps him with a glove]
David 'Dave' Seville : WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?
Simon Seville : I believe Alvin just challenged you to a duel.
Theodore Seville : To see who wins the hand of the fair Miss Stone.
David 'Dave' Seville : What?
[calls Alvin back]
David 'Dave' Seville : Alvin! Alvin! ALVIN!
Alvin Seville : Yes, David?
David 'Dave' Seville : Forget this duel nonsense. You're just a child.
Alvin Seville : Fine. Simon, please tell that adult over there that this child is packing his meager belongings and moving to the orphanage.
David 'Dave' Seville : Okay, Alvin, I accept you're challenge. But *I* choose the weapons.
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Alvin Seville : I'm giving up on older women. They're too much trouble.
[the doorbell rings and Simon answers the door]
Theodore Seville : Hi.
Simon Seville : [yells upstairs to Dave] Dave, the babysitter's here!
David 'Dave' Seville : [to the babysitter] Right on time, Sandy.
Alvin Seville : [Alvin immediately falls for her] Sandy, a lovely name for a lovely woman.
[leading her into the living room]
Alvin Seville : And please, call me Alvin.
David 'Dave' Seville : Well, we couldn't expect him to quit cold turkey, could we?
