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The Wrong Stuff
G.I. Joe
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Scarlett
: [
after viewing Cobra Television Network
] You don't think anyone will watch that garbage.
Lady Jaye
: Some people will watch anything Scarlett.
Duke
: That's not the worst of it Lady Jaye, some people will believe anything.
Cobra Commander
: I was six when I realized I could run society better than the morons who were in charge.
Zartan
: Fire at will!
Torch
: Oh, yeh um, uh... who's Will?
[
Buzzer smacks Torch on the back of the head
]
Wild Bill
: Say, Roadblock, what's a five-letter word for "cubic decimeter"?
Roadblock
: French or American?
Wild Bill
: It says "Fr" after the clue.
Roadblock
: In that case, it's "litre." L-I-T-R-E.
Wild Bill
: I reckon all you gourmet chefs "parlez-voos" the French, huh?
Roadblock
: Absolutement.
Mr. C
: I pity the fool who doesn't join Cobra!
Zartan
: [
fleeing from the self-destructing satellite
] This will mean the end of Cobra Television!
Destro
: It will also mean the end of six GI Joes. A fair trade-off, I would say.
Buzzer
: They're comin' into range, Zartan!
Destro
: Your Dreadnoks have a knack for expressing the obvious.
Zartan
: And you, Destro, for turning up where you're not wanted!
Destro
: You wanted my new weapons systems badly enough, though, didn't you?
Roadblock
: Well, can you make this sucker fly?
Wild Bill
: If I can't you won't be around to moan about it.
Ace
: Anti-satellite missiles in place?
Lady Jaye
: Roger.
Alpine
: Red.
Ace
,
Lady Jaye
: Huh?
Alpine
: I'm sick of hearing about Roger.
Shipwreck
: And a hundred and four... ugh. I hate pushups.
Ace
: We all hate pushups.
Shipwreck
: Then why do them? There's no resistance in space!
Ace
: Because stronger is stronger, no matter where you are.
Shipwreck
: No offense--I'll stay on earth and settle for weaker.
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