- Melissa Hughes: [to Alan Shore, about Chelina Hall] Don't fall for her, Alan. She's just a guest star.
- Chelina Hall: God, the last time I saw you...
- Alan Shore: I believe it was a Sunday, then I was taken off the air, you went off to do movies, I got switched to Tuesdays and...
- Chelina Hall: Here we are... with old footage.
- Judge Robert Sanders: I think I have enough probable cause, Mister Shoop!
- Alan Shore: Actually, your Honor, since our last get-together, I've changed my name from Shoop to Shore. I figured since it's already on my driver's license and passport, not to mention all the pleadings before you - though I'd never presume you to read pleadings of course, they're ...
- Judge Robert Sanders, Alan Shore: Jibber jabber!