- [first lines]
- Ethel Davis: Oh good morning, I didn't year you come in. Do you wanna have a good joke? Hang on a sec, don't go away now, don't go away...
- Ethel Davis: [leaves kitchen, comes back in wearing a Groucho moustache] Do you wanna buy a duck? It's a moustache. I got it in a Christmas cracker. It's just like my aunt Lucy's. Well, 'cept of course hers is real.
- [last lines]
- Ethel Davis: I just wanted to say: thanks very much for dropping in, I hope you'll come and see us coming to see us next Saturday, we're always here, there's always lotsa people, always lotsa things going on. I really appreciated you just dropping in, I'm sure Dawn did and Percy. Oh, and a very happy new year to ya, I'll go off to the loo. Stay and watch the telly if you like, you don't need to just rush off, you know. Have a look at the telly. Bye!
- Ethel Davis: [knocking on toiler door] Harold, have you got a book in there?
- Harry Stern: [opens the door] No, it's a dictionary!
- Ethel Davis: Schizophrenia? Who said that?
- Harry Stern: Well, you did, Ethel.
- Ethel Davis: Oh well, I've always been in two minds about schizophrenia.