Killer Pad (2008)
Eric Jungmann: Craig
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Quotes
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Brody : It all makes sense. How could we have been so blind?
Craig : What?
Doug : What are you talking about, Brody?
Brody : Don't you see? The hellacious stench, the ungodly heat, the forbidden fruit. I know what did this. It was a bunch of God damned squatters!
Doug : You think weightlifters did this?
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Craig : I don't know how I'd feel about having some poor bastard work for free.
Doug : It's un-American.
Fire Marshal : No, you gotta trust me on this one. I mean, he wouldn't mind. Not like when his wife of seventeen years, who he treated like a goddess, left him for Tom at Myspace.com.
Craig : It kind of sounds like your friend might be gay.
Fire Marshal : Why? You gay? Nice apron.