- Simka Dahblitz-Gravas: You were wonderful, you were charming, and you said your name was Vic.
- Latka Gravas: Vic! Oooh, that - Vic! I am not Vic! I don't even like Vic! Listen, sit down, please! Tell me everything! What did you do with Vic last night?
- Simka Dahblitz-Gravas: You mean, you don't remember?
- Latka Gravas: No.
- Simka Dahblitz-Gravas: [guilty] Well, I don't know what to say. I can't say that...
- Latka Gravas: I knew it! You made love with Vic!
- Simka Dahblitz-Gravas: Well, I did, but...
- Latka Gravas: You made love with another man right under my nose!
- Simka Dahblitz-Gravas: Well, there *was* no other way! Besides, that was you!
- Latka Gravas: Was I clumsy? Did I whimper?
- Simka Dahblitz-Gravas: No, you were wonderful.
- Latka Gravas: Then it wasn't me!
- Simka Dahblitz-Gravas: Baby cakes!
- Latka Gravas: Simka?
- Simka Dahblitz-Gravas: Ohh... Latka cakes?
- Latka Gravas: What's going on here? Why are you still here? What are so happy about?
- Simka Dahblitz-Gravas: You don't remember?
- Latka Gravas: No.
- Simka Dahblitz-Gravas: Well... oh, we had a wonderful time. Oh, you were very funny. And very charming. And you said your name was Vic.
- Latka Gravas: Vic! Ooooh, that guy! I am not Vic. I don't even like Vic. Listen, sit down please. Tell me everything. What did you do with Vic last night?
- Simka Dahblitz-Gravas: Are you sure you want to know?
- Latka Gravas: Yes. Of course, not if you think it will destroy me.
- Simka Dahblitz-Gravas: Well, I don't know what to say.
- Latka Gravas: Well, for instance, you can say that you were up all night with him and you discussed whether the Today Show is better with Bryant Gumbel.
- Simka Dahblitz-Gravas: I cannot say THAT.
- Latka Gravas: I knew it... you made love with Vic.
- Simka Dahblitz-Gravas: Well, I did, but...
- Latka Gravas: You made love with another man right under my nose.
- Simka Dahblitz-Gravas: Well, there was no other way! And besides, that was you.
- Latka Gravas: Did I whimper? Was I clumsy?
- Simka Dahblitz-Gravas: No, you were wonderful.
- Latka Gravas: Then it wasn't me.
- Simka Dahblitz-Gravas: Latka, please...
- Latka Gravas: You have shamed me! Degraded yourself! Disgraced your family! Cheapened your people and blemished your planet!