The Golden Girls (TV Series)

Hey, Look Me Over (1991)

Bea Arthur: Dorothy Zbornak

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Quotes 

• Rose : I'd probably end up calling her a slut.

  Dorothy : Oh, come on, honey; slut is a little harsh. I mean, Blanche isn't that bad.

  Blanche : [staggering and yelling]  Oh my God, I can barely walk!

  Dorothy : Although slut does have a documentary feel to it...

• Rose : Wait a minute, if you didn't sleep with any of the men in here, why does it say BED on it?

  Blanche : Oh it doesn't say bed

  Rose : Yes it does, right here.

  Blanche : Oh that's just my initials, Blanche Elizabeth Devereaux.

  Dorothy : Your initials spell B.E.D.?

• Rose : You expect me to believe that? Come on, Blanche, you've landed on your back more times than...

  Dorothy : The American Gladiators.

• [Dorothy is worried about Sophia's possible hearing loss] 

  Dorothy : Look Ma, I am concerned. You're my mother. Can't you just check it out, please?

  Sophia Petrillo : Hee hee hee hee!

  Dorothy : What are you laughing at?

  Sophia Petrillo : I'm sorry. I thought you said "I'm Mothra, giant radioactive insect. Ree, ree, ree!"

• Dorothy : Ma, you didn't hear that. Now face it, you can't hear high frequencies. Why can't you be honest about what's happening to you? Why do you insist on becoming feeble?

  Sophia Petrillo : Feeble? Now you listen, Dorothy. I may not have your gift for word jumbles, or your ability to float, or your way of making small children weep...

  Dorothy : ...But?

  Sophia Petrillo : Or your butt, thank you.