Scrubs (TV Series)

My Chopped Liver (2006)

Ken Jenkins: Dr. Bob Kelso

Quotes 

• Nurse Carla Espinosa : Dr Kelso, we need to talk.

  Dr. Bob Kelso : Baxter was a good dog. You never think you're gonna miss animals as much as you do. It was just nice having some creature in my life who never disappointed me, never judged me, never showed up late at my 50th birthday party with freshly pierced nipples and a barely legal Filipino boy named Pogo... my son Harrison...

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : I figured...

  Dr. Bob Kelso : Man's best friend, huh? They got that one right...

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : At least you stopped crying...

  Dr. Bob Kelso : No, not really; my body can't produce tears anymore because I've intentionally dehydrated myself. It's a risky move, I know, but Dr Jarvis here said it'll be all right.

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : There's nobody standing behind you...

  Dr. Bob Kelso : ...I'm going to need an IV.