Scrubs (TV Series)
My Chopped Liver (2006)
Neil Flynn: Janitor
Quotes
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Janitor : Can I get some new work boots?
Nurse Carla Espinosa : No.
Janitor : [Janitor sticks his foot in the door before Carla can close it] Guess the old ones still work. I do have more requests though. I need an anvil, some barbed wire, and a bow and arrow.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : No.
Janitor : Hm. How about a sled dog?
Nurse Carla Espinosa : No.
Janitor : Cowboy hat?
Nurse Carla Espinosa : No.
Janitor : Ferris wheel?
Nurse Carla Espinosa : No.
Janitor : Stun gun?
Nurse Carla Espinosa : No.
Janitor : Pelican?
Nurse Carla Espinosa : No!
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Janitor : [Janitor, Todd, Laverne, and Ted are all mad at Carla and ominous music plays as the walk by] Guys, we're supposed to be giving the evil eye here and I'm the only one doing it. Ted you're giving sad eye!
Ted : It's all I've got!
Janitor : Now try it again.
[they all stare with "evil eye"]
Janitor : That's better. Todd, great commitment.
Todd : I just thought about flat boobies and it made me mad.