George Lopez (TV Series)

George Discovers How Mescal-ed Up His Life Would Have Been Without the Benny-Fits (2006)

Belita Moreno: Benny

Quotes 

• Benny : That's my steering wheel.

  George Lopez : You'll get it back when I get back my golf clubs and the new driver you're going to buy me.

  Benny : How am I supposed to do that if I can't use my car?

  George Lopez : I'm gonna say the same thing that you said to me when I was eight and I stepped on that nail that went through my foot, "Not my problem."

• Benny : [seeking revenge for the Reno trip]  No, it's not over. You screwed me, now I'm going to get you. It's payback time.

  George Lopez : What are you going to do? Raise me again?

• Benny : Nobody's got as good numbers as mine.

  George Lopez : No way. You made these up.

  Benny : Go out and check the warehouse. I haven't worked so hard since I tried to teach you to spell "cat."