"George Lopez" George Discovers How Mescal-ed Up His Life Would Have Been Without the Benny-Fits (TV Episode 2006) Poster

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  • Benny : That's my steering wheel.

    George Lopez : You'll get it back when I get back my golf clubs and the new driver you're going to buy me.

    Benny : How am I supposed to do that if I can't use my car?

    George Lopez : I'm gonna say the same thing that you said to me when I was eight and I stepped on that nail that went through my foot, "Not my problem."

  • George Lopez : [to Benny]  You never taught me anything. You just punished me. I wasn't "Hooked on Phonics," I was hooked to a radiator.

  • George Lopez : [to Benny]  Mom, I swear if you touch another one of my clubs, I'll take your... I'll hurt your... dammit! There's nothing she cares about!

  • Benny : [seeking revenge for the Reno trip]  No, it's not over. You screwed me, now I'm going to get you. It's payback time.

    George Lopez : What are you going to do? Raise me again?

  • George Lopez : [after Gina asks George to go with her to Reno]  Gina, the hotel in Reno doesn't have turn down service, but I do.

  • George Lopez : While all the other kids were camping and getting Indian names, I was alone in the backyard, so I had to come up with my own name: "Boy Who Plays With Himself." After I told all the other Rangers my name, no one would do the secret handshake with me anymore.

  • Benny : Nobody's got as good numbers as mine.

    George Lopez : No way. You made these up.

    Benny : Go out and check the warehouse. I haven't worked so hard since I tried to teach you to spell "cat."

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