Lost (TV Series)

Dave (2006)

Josh Holloway: James 'Sawyer' Ford

Quotes 

• Libby : Okay, hey, hey, how about no one's in charge, okay? I'm sure everyone can manage to just take what they need.

  Sawyer : Great plan, Moonbeam. And after that we can sing Kumbaya and do 'trust falls.'

• [Sawyer has a pack of DHARMA Initiative Chocolate Cream Cookies. He pulls the top off, but it breaks] 

  Hurley : You've got to twist it to get the frosting. Pulling it will only break the cookie.

  Sawyer : Well, that's what I get for not going to the expert in the first place. What can I do you for, Deepdish?

  Hurley : I'm kind of looking for something.

  Sawyer : Forget it. I'm done trading. I got enough food now to open a chain of mini-marts. Hey, you think Sayid needs a job?

  Hurley : Well, actually, I was sort of hoping you'd do me a favor. Remember when I helped you out with that tree frog - that you killed?

  Sawyer : Yeah, I remember.

  Hurley : I sort of - need some medicine.

  Sawyer : What do you need?

  Hurley : It's called Clonazepam.

  Sawyer : Clonaza - what? What the hell's that?

  Hurley : So you can calm down. Or, for when you're seeing things that aren't supposed to be there.

  Sawyer : What stuff you seeing?

  Hurley : I don't know, maybe like a bald guy in a bathrobe.

  Sawyer : You mean like that guy there?

  [Hurley turns, but Dave isn't there. Sawyer laughs] 

  Sawyer : Gotcha.

  [Hurley looks angry and suddenly tackles Sawyer]