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Quotes
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Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes : [out of breath] Did either of you see a guy run through here... in a bathrobe... with a coconut?
Charlie Pace : No...
[cheekily]
Charlie Pace : I saw a polar bear on roller blades with a mango.
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[Sawyer has a pack of DHARMA Initiative Chocolate Cream Cookies. He pulls the top off, but it breaks]
Hurley : You've got to twist it to get the frosting. Pulling it will only break the cookie.
Sawyer : Well, that's what I get for not going to the expert in the first place. What can I do you for, Deepdish?
Hurley : I'm kind of looking for something.
Sawyer : Forget it. I'm done trading. I got enough food now to open a chain of mini-marts. Hey, you think Sayid needs a job?
Hurley : Well, actually, I was sort of hoping you'd do me a favor. Remember when I helped you out with that tree frog - that you killed?
Sawyer : Yeah, I remember.
Hurley : I sort of - need some medicine.
Sawyer : What do you need?
Hurley : It's called Clonazepam.
Sawyer : Clonaza - what? What the hell's that?
Hurley : So you can calm down. Or, for when you're seeing things that aren't supposed to be there.
Sawyer : What stuff you seeing?
Hurley : I don't know, maybe like a bald guy in a bathrobe.
Sawyer : You mean like that guy there?
[Hurley turns, but Dave isn't there. Sawyer laughs]
Sawyer : Gotcha.
[Hurley looks angry and suddenly tackles Sawyer]
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Hurley : You're not... you're... you're... a hallucination.
Dave : [Dave slaps Hurley]
Hurley : Ow...
Dave : Was than a hallucination?
Hurley : Maybe I just imagined you slapped me.
Dave : [Dave slaps Hurley again]
Hurley : Ow! Damn it!
Dave : We can do this all night.
Hurley : Dr. Brooks showed me a picture from the Rec Room and my arm was around, like, nothingness.
Dave : Uh... Kinkos? Photoshop? What, you think they really blew up the Death Star?
Hurley : No.
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Libby : That's a lot of peanut butter.
Hurley : Well, I'm going to need a lot of protein where I'm going.
Libby : Where are you going?
Hurley : Back to the caves. No one lives there anymore, so I won't bother anybody. I'm just going to live alone and be one of those guys - you know, the crazy guys - with a big beard and no clothes who's naked and throws doodie at people.
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Libby : What was the man's name, who broke his leg? The day of the crash on the other side of the island, Eko brought a man with a broken leg to me for help. What was his name?
Hurley : I don't know.
Libby : You don't know. You know why? Because it happened to me. His name was Donald, and I buried him. I buried a lot of people, Hurley. So don't tell me that that wasn't real. And don't tell me you made me up. It's insulting.
