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Quotes
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : My name is Anthony, my friends call me Tony, which backwards is "y not"
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[watching McGee interview a suspect]
Officer Ziva David : McGee is a capable interrogator. He can be quite intimidating when he wants to be.
[inside]
Ceasar Bernal : You can't keep me in here like this!
Special Agent Timothy McGee : No, actually I can. You see, La Vida Mala has suspected links to al-Qaeda. So all I have to do is say the word "terrorist," and I can keep you in this room until you grow old and die.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [impressed] That... actually was intimidating.
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Marine Lance Corporal Jose Silva : How much trouble am I in, sir?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Trouble? Why would you say that?
Marine Lance Corporal Jose Silva : Four NCIS agents escorting one lance corporal?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You got it all wrong, Marine. She's Mossad.
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[McGee shows Tony the stubble he's growing]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : DiNozzo.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Hey, boss.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Why are you touching his face?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I don't know. It feels good, though. It's like a bunny rabbit.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [slapping Tony's head] Don't.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Sorry.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Two kids found the First Sergeant floating under six inches of ice.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Ice, that means...
Officer Ziva David : You're going to make a really juvenile cold case joke?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : It's a really good one, too.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : DiNiozzo! Where the hell have you been?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I come bearing gifts. Spent the night at Rock Creek Park, and I found these when they drained the pond.
[produces a trio of guns]
Officer Ziva David : Whoa! That's a big one.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : You expecting an "attaboy"?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I thought it would be nice.
[Tony flinches in anticipation of getting slapped on the head]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [stroking the back of Tony's head] Attaboy.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I was just doing my job, boss.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I know that!
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : It's not about being gay. It's about image.
Officer Ziva David : So your image is homophobic?