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Lady Magdalene's (2008) -- After a prostitute's murder, in this offbeat comic thriller, Jack Goldwater, a disgraced federal agent, buddies with Nevada brothel Madam, Lady Magdalene (Nichelle Nichols), to unravel an al-Qaeda plot. Start with Star Trek's original "Uhura," Nichelle Nichols, in the title role as a New Orleans madam who after the hurricanes moves to Pahrump, Nevada -- where's brothels are legal -- and who -- behind the camera -- exec produced, wrote and performed original songs on the soundtrack, and did the film's choreography. Add in a plot-twisty screenplay by award-winning novelist, libertarian journalist, and Twilight Zone screenwriter, J. Neil Schulman, who not only directed the film and wrote original songs for the soundtrack but played the supporting role of an American al Qaeda terrorist -- and got to sing an al Qaeda campfire song. Mix well with a fresh cast of talented actors including alumni of the Groundlings and the London Drama Centre; a gorgeous Shakespearean actress whose hobbies include collecting swords; a stunning Persian pop superstar; a Calvin Klein male model who did all his own stunts; a Miss Teen All American (a title previously held by Halle Berry), and an actual Nevada "working girl" ... And you end up with a one-of-a-kind independent film, defying all genre classification, which the producers have referred to as "a Jerry Bruckheimer tentpole made on an Ed Wood budget." Following its February 2008 world premiere at the San Diego Black Film Festival Lady Magdalene's won the festival's award for "Best Cutting Edge Film." After its September 2008 screening at Universal City's Cinema City International Film Festival Lady Magdalene's producers walked away with the statuette for Audience Choice. If you're looking for a movie with a topsy-turvy plot you haven't seen a million times before, dialogue you might actually have to think about before you laugh, and an eclectic musical score, this might be the movie for you.

Overview

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3.7/10   61 votes
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Director:

J. Neil Schulman

Writer:

J. Neil Schulman (writer)

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Genre:

Action | Comedy | Music | Romance | Thriller more

Tagline:

I'm from the government ... and I'm here to help you. more

Plot:

In this action comedy, Jack Goldwater, an IRS agent on loan to the Federal Air Marshal Service, is relieved... more | add synopsis

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Awards:

1 win more

NewsDesk:
(6 articles)

Indie Filmmakers Hit Hard By Economic Crisis
 (From Studio Briefing - Film News. 12 November 2008, 10:27 AM, PST)
Producer Offers Free Gas To Film Buyer
 (From Studio Briefing - Film News. 26 May 2008, 10:22 AM, PDT)

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A Terrible Mess! more (4 total)

Cast

  (Cast overview, first billed only)

Nichelle Nichols ... Lady Magdalene / Maggie, Singer

Ethan Keogh ... Jack Goldwater

Susan Smythe ... Angel
Claudia Lynx ... Scheherazade

Alexander Wraith ... Yassin Salem

Mark Gilvary ... The Director & FBI SAC Broderick

J. Neil Schulman ... Ali the American

Said Faraj ... Gamal Hosny

Mara Marini ... Nurse Gretchen
Vince Martorano ... IRS Agent Lewis Heinlein

Hope McBane ... Sinead
Michele Redmond ... Eden
Keyaria Rodriguez ... Pixie
Angela Rosiek ... Senator Red Kensington
Ron Czechorosky ... Mark Allred
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Additional Details

Parents Guide:

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Runtime:

116 min | USA:116 min (2009 cut)

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.78 : 1 more

Filming Locations:

Front Sight Resorts, Nevada, USA more

Company:

Jesulu Productions more

Fun Stuff

Quotes:

The Director: Some of my best enemies are Jewish. more

Soundtrack:

Concertmaster Solo from 'Danse Macabre' more

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5 out of 7 people found the following comment useful.
A Terrible Mess!, 12 May 2009
1/10
Author: RARanieri from United States

I've had the misfortune of watching this movie. I completely understand why it hasn't found a distributor, and why it isn't available for viewing by the general public. This movie is a terrible mess! Yes, Nichelle Nichols, the fine actress from "Star Trek" is in this movie, but Nichols certainly isn't the first actress to make the mistake of being in a bad movie. After all, Oscar-winning actress, Halle Berry made "Catwoman". The acting in this movie is amateurish. The plot is a jumbled clutter of confusion which can't even decide what it's supposed to be. The directing is disorganized with actors and actresses seemingly confused as to what they should be doing in the scenes. The dialog is so ridiculous that it probably makes the actors and actresses seem worse than they really are. I seriously doubt that many people will come across this movie, but if you do, you now have my unbiased and honest review to warn you away from it!

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