Family Ties (TV Series)

Speed Trap (1983)

Meredith Baxter: Elyse Keaton

Quotes 

• Alex P. Keaton : Great news. Great news! I got my term paper on Hoover back from Mr. Wilkinson. A-plus.

  Elyse Keaton : Nice work, Alex.

  Alex P. Keaton : Look at this. Look what he wrote on the front. "An incredibly well-argued thesis. "I voted for Roosevelt four times. Thank you for showing me the error of my ways."

• Alex P. Keaton : I never oversleep, never! Never! I have one of those internal clock radios. I had that scholarship in the bag. I blew it!

  Steven Keaton : Speed is like that, Alex, it'll keep you up for a while but um, when you crash, you crash hard.

  Alex P. Keaton : No, I can handle it.

  Elyse Keaton : Well look at how you're handling it, you're on your knees rummaging through the garbage looking for *someone else's* diet pills!