Flight of the Living Dead (2007)

David Chisum: Truman Burrows

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• Frank : Excuse me, miss. I'll take a rum coke please. Rude me, make that two.

  Megan : [Truman shows the handcuffs so Megan would know Frank is a prisoner]  Right, how about a coke?

  Frank : If a little bit bacardi would find its way in there. It would be our little secret, huh.

  Megan : Anything for you mister...

  Truman : Burrows, Truman. But no thank you.

  Frank : And I'm Frank. Frank Lee Strathmore. It's a name with a rich tradition, my family...

  Truman : She doesn't need to hear your family history, Frank.

  Frank : [to Megan]  Look, I don't expect to be tied up long. Just a couple of parking ticket kinda things, really. I mean, how about if you and I meet at the Eiffel Tower around midnight?

  Truman : [to Megan]  I'm sorry to disappoint you but Frank here, he's gonna be a little busy.

  Megan : That's okay. Truman, if you guys need anything let me know.

  Truman : Thank you.

  Megan : Okay.

  Frank : [Megan leaves]  Truman? Truman? That pretty well does it for me. Look if you play your cards right, she could be cuffing you later.

  Truman : You're gonna shut up and drink your coke.

• Frank : You know you got the wrong man?

  Truman : Yeah, that's why Interpol has your face all over the Internet.

  Frank : It's a classic case of mistaken identity.

  Truman : Yeah.

  Frank : Hey, hey. Burrows, you can't treat me like this. I'm not guilty. It's not fair, bouncing me over the world to stand trial here and there for something I did not do. I'm not guilty. I'm not guilty, I have a clear conscience. I'm not guilty.

  Truman : Yeah.

  Frank : What is it going to take to convince you that I'm innocent.

  Truman : An act of god. Now shut up before I make you eat that flotation device you're sitting on.

• Frank : [about the shaking of the plane]  Maybe this little diversion will keep my mind of your tasteless cheap suit.

  Truman : Would you feel better if I was in a bitch ass orange jumpsuit, like the one you're gonna be wearing for the rest of your life.

  Frank : There you go getting nasty again. While I'm nearly offering a criticism on that citorial horrorshow you call a suit. However I do like the shirt, does it come in men style? And for your information, the jumpsuits in France are some sort of burgundy, yeah.

  Truman : Well you should look nice in that colour. And I know a colour corsage to get you when Big Pierre makes you his wife.

  Frank : Someone sounds a wee bit jealous.

  Truman : Yeah.

• Megan : Are you guys okay?

  Frank : I'm fine. But do you think we could move up to business class, I mean the plane's really empty and...

  Truman : He's kidding, we're fine.

  Megan : Okay.

  Frank : [Megan leaves]  Hey, I'm trying to help you out here. She wants you. Make your move. Go boy, go.

• Frank : Come on, Burrows. I need to go to the sandbox.

  Truman : What?

  Frank : I gotta pee.

  Truman : No, you heard the PA. Sit down and hold it.

  Frank : Fine. Oh, if you should happen to feel something warm, just move a little to the right.

  Truman : You're like a five year old. Come on, let's go.

• Frank : Statistically speaking, the tail section is the safest place to be in in a crash...

  Truman : Frank, not now!

• Truman : Alright, we need to find everything that can be used as a weapon.

  Megan : Does anyone have anything sharp?

  Frank : Oh, they confiscated my toenail clipper. Pearl handled. It was quite lovely.

  Truman : Damn Frank, you should've brought those. Could've saved the day.

  Frank : You never know.

• Frank : [Frank volunteered himself to fly the plane]  Where's the autopilot?

  Truman : I don't know. You're asking me, Frank?

  Frank : This is different. This is different. Don't yell at me!

  Truman : I'm not yelling!