That '70s Show (TV Series)

What Is and What Should Never Be (2002)

Topher Grace: Eric Forman

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Quotes 

• Michael Kelso : Hey, guys! What are you talking about?

  Eric , Steven Hyde : [at the exact same time]  Indy 500.

  Eric : Niiice!

• Eric , Red Forman : What is your problem?

  Red Forman : You made me bald!

• Eric : [to Red, scornfully]  I made you bald! You made me skinny!

• [Kitty has just announced to the family that she's pregnant] 

  Kitty Forman : Oh, what a day. I'm so happy! I'm just gonna go and throw up.

  [she leaves the kitchen] 

  Red Forman : I just don't understand how this could have happened.

  Eric : Hmmm. Maybe it's about time we had 'The Talk'. Y'see, when a boy loves a girl...

  Steven Hyde : Doesn't have to love her.

  Eric : That's true. Anyhoo, the boy's sexual organ...

  Red Forman : Hey! Shut it, dumbass.

  Eric : That kid's gonna love it here.