George Lopez (TV Series)

George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-Light (2006)

Valente Rodriguez: Ernie

Quotes 

• Ernie : All I have is my lucky purple suit from prom.

  George Lopez : Lucky? You went with your cousin and she gave birth in the bathroom.

• Ernie : I'm sorry, George. I just sat down for a minute to rest my knees. I guess I must have nodded off. I don't know why they're bothering me so much.

  George Lopez : You know you're supposed to listen to your body, and right now your knees are screaming, "You're crushing us! Eat a salad!"

• Angie Lopez : Who wants a nice healthy snack of carrots?

  Ernie : Nice try.

  Angie Lopez : What?

  Ernie : You're pushing carrots, but you got cake in your teeth. You're a horrible host.