George Lopez (TV Series)

George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-Light (2006)

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Quotes 

• Ernie : All I have is my lucky purple suit from prom.

  George Lopez : Lucky? You went with your cousin and she gave birth in the bathroom.

• George Lopez : [to Ernie]  Hey, don't jump. We're on a fault line.

• George Lopez : I'm the manager. It's my job to defend the workers.

  Benny : You never defended me.

  George Lopez : It's not true. I cleaned the stall in the men's room where all that nasty stuff was said about you.

  Benny : What did it say?

  George Lopez : I don't remember. I wrote it a long time ago.

• Ernie : I'm sorry, George. I just sat down for a minute to rest my knees. I guess I must have nodded off. I don't know why they're bothering me so much.

  George Lopez : You know you're supposed to listen to your body, and right now your knees are screaming, "You're crushing us! Eat a salad!"

• George Lopez : I just need to think of a way for him to kill his appetite. Mom, do you have any naked pictures of yourself?

  [gags] 

  George Lopez : That last one tasted like hot dog.

• Mel Powers : I just got a letter from Ernie's letter saying I'm prejudice against fat people. Does no one remember how big my second wife was?

  George Lopez : Oh, yeah, Sheryl. She wore that green dress to the Christmas party and you fired that guy who accidentally put an ornament on her.