"The Office" Michael's Birthday (TV Episode 2006) Poster

(TV Series)

(2006)

Steve Carell: Michael Scott

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Quotes 

  • Toby Flenderson : Didn't you lose a lot of money on that other investment, that one from the e-mail?

    Michael Scott : You know what, Toby? When the son of the deposed King of Nigeria e-mails you directly asking for help, you help. His father ran the freaking country, okay?

  • Michael Scott : You know what they say the best medicine is?

    Kevin : Well, the doctor said a combination of interferon and Dacarbazine.

    Michael Scott : And laughter, also.

  • Michael Scott : When I was 16, I was supposed to go out on a date with a girl named Julie, but there was another Michael in the class that she apparently thought the date was with, so she went out with him on my birthday. And she got him a cake at the restaurant, and it wasn't even his birthday, but I heard about it the next day in school. So, that was the worst birthday I think I've ever had.

  • Michael Scott : Today is my b-day and people around here just go crazy for it, I don't know why. Oh, fun fact: I share my birthday with Eva Longoria. So I've a perfect ice breaker if I ever meet Teri Hatcher.

  • Michael Scott : When I was seven, my mother hired a pony and a cart to come to my house, for all the kids. And I got a really bad rash from the pony. And all the kids got to ride the pony, and I had to go inside and my mother was rubbing cream on me for probably three hours, and I never came outside. And by the time I got out the pony was already in the truck and around the corner. So that was my worst birthday.

  • Michael Scott : Hey, Pam, all this stuff with Kevin, um, it's pretty scary. And I'm thinking, uh, the next time you're in the shower, you should check yourself out. You know, give yourself an exam.

    [Pointing towards Pam's breasts] 

    Michael Scott : Those things are like ticking time bags.

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