The Simpsons (TV Series)

Much Apu About Nothing (1996)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

Quotes 

• Homer : What? This is the highest tax increase in history!

  Lisa : Actually it's the lowest tax increase in history, dad.

  Homer : I pay the Homer tax. Let the bears pay the bear tax.

  Lisa : That's home owners tax, dad.

  Homer : Either way, I'm still outraged.

• Homer : Well, there's not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol is sure doing its job.

  Lisa : That's specious reasoning, Dad.

  Homer : Thank you, sweetie.

  Lisa : Dad, what if I were to tell you that this rock keeps away tigers.

  Homer : Uh-huh, and how does it work?

  Lisa : It doesn't work. It's just a stupid rock.

  Homer : I see.

  Lisa : But you don't see any tigers around, do you?

  Homer : Lisa, I'd like to buy your rock.