The Simpsons (TV Series)
Much Apu About Nothing (1996)
Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Kearney
Quotes
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Bart : Hey Apu. Why don't you marry some American broad and then dump her after you get your citizenship?
Homer : [Later] Selma my dear, how are you? Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. Listen, shut up for a minute. How would you like to marry Apu so he doesn't get deported?
Selma : I'd rather eat poison. My name is already Selma Bouvier Terwilliger Hutz McClure. God knows it's long enough without Nehassapassapena whatever. From now on I'm marrying for love and once again for money.