- Quinn Morgendorffer: I'm going to make you fit to go out in public again.
- Sandi Griffin: What?
- Quinn Morgendorffer: Now that your cast is off, I'm here to help you lose weight.
- Sandi Griffin: Oh, Quinn, can't you see that it's too late? My life is over.
- Quinn Morgendorffer: Sandi, you're not 30. Now let's get started.
- [Quinn puts an aerobics tape into Sandi's VCR]
- Aerobics Instructor: [on tape] I know it's hard to believe, but I once weighed over a hundred pounds.
- Tiffany Blum-Deckler: Stacy, what time is the Fashion Club meeting today?
- Stacy Rowe: There is no meeting.
- Tiffany Blum-Deckler: How co...
- Stacy Rowe: How come? Because I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of doing all the work while you just sit there. I tried my best, and even if it wasn't as good as Sandi's or Quinn's, but a chain is only as strong as its weakest round thingy, and you refused to lift one freakin' finger! I'm through running the Fashion Club all by myself while you
- [imitates Tiffany]
- Stacy Rowe: stare... in the mirror... and talk... about yourself...
- [normal voice]
- Stacy Rowe: and I, I, I quit!
- Tiffany Blum-Deckler: Hmm, maybe I should quit, too.
- [Stacy shrieks and storms out]
- Stacy Rowe: So what's the first item of business, President Quinn? The best president ever!
- Tiffany Blum-Deckler: Long live the Quinn! Hey...!
- Mr. Anthony DeMartino: Brittany. Would you care to tell us some of the factors leading up to the Great Depression?
- Brittany Taylor: Um, when people realized they had no money they got really depressed?
- Mr. Anthony DeMartino: Brittany, explain something. Do you perhaps harbor a powerful phobia that it might actually hurt to think?
- Brittany Taylor: Um, I think that's pronounced "pheebia."
- Quinn Morgendorffer: [On the phone with Stacy] You can't let Gina into the Fashion Club. Her teeth are thick. Heidi? With the clogs?