- Cliff: [Clair is trying to get Cliff to change his eating habits.] I've been eating like this since I was four!
- Clair: Yes darling. But now you are four-ty nine! And your little arteries don't unclog the way they used to. And who should know, BETTER THAN ME!
- Cliff: [Blushing] Would you like to.....unclog my arteries?
- Clair Huxtable: Ta-da!
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: What is it?
- Clair Huxtable: Delicious rice cakes. 35 calories, Cliff. Zero salt, zero fat, zero cholesterol.
- [Clair gives Cliff a rice cake and he bites into it]
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: Zero taste. The air in my mouth tastes better than this.
- Rudy Huxtable: [notices Cliff with a rice cake] Daddy, you're eating in bed.
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: It's all right. It's not real food.
- Rudy Huxtable: Can I have it?
- [Cliff gives his rice cake to Rudy]
- Rudy Huxtable: I like these, but they're not as good as the chocolate chip cookies Mommy left in my room.
- [Cliff quickly gets out of bed and leaves]