- Tigger: Help! We're sinking! Abandon ship! Tiggers and tiggers first!
- Piglet: What about piglets?
- Tigger: Umm... it's their duty as captain to go down with the ship.
- Piglet: Oh, dear. In that case, my last act as captain is: Tigger, you're captain.
- Tigger: And as captain of his ship, I proclaim you captain.
- Piglet: No, you are.
- Tigger: No, you.