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The Deadly Missiles Caper (1975)
Eddie Albert: Frank MacBride
Quotes
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Pete T. Ryan : Miss Morgan I'm sorry but there is no way that Mac would get involved.
Frank MacBride : Uh, Why not? I mean for 20 years I, I put the best con men in the business in jail and I did it by out conning them. Yes, I think uh you and I would make, uh, a very good team, uh, Miss Morgan, yeah.
Pete T. Ryan : What are you? Some kind of banana? This con is going to be dangerous. The man she's after is a killer.
Frank MacBride : Oh she's an adult. So am I. Yes you have a deal. Now my first suggestion...
Pete T. Ryan : Hold it will you? You know I may have to go back into legitimate con work one day and I don't want you going out alone and ruining my reputation.
Robin Morgan : You can't have it both ways Pete. So are you in or are you out?
Pete T. Ryan : Who's conning whom here?
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Frank MacBride : The sheriff just sent your fingerprints for a report.
Pete T. Ryan : You've got to be kidding. Who does he think I am? Dillinger?
Frank MacBride : That's what he wants to find out. I think we've got to nail this Morgan by morning or we forget it.
Pete T. Ryan : By morning? I just left there. I can't go back.
Frank MacBride : Bertha.
Pete T. Ryan : Bertha?
Frank MacBride : Yeah, we gotta make sure she tells the sheriff about those mysterious Washington calls and that the sheriff tells Morgan. The rest is easy, Morgan'll come looking for you.
Pete T. Ryan : I don't know about that, uh, come looking for me part.
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Robin Morgan : If you're ever in the neighborhood.
Pete T. Ryan : Well like I said, I'm not much for those tall furry things. You know?
Robin Morgan : Trees.
Pete T. Ryan : Trees, that's it. But I do like the lady that owns them. I thinks she's teriffic. And, if you're ever in the neighborhood...
Robin Morgan : I'll just look for the shingle: MacBride and Ryan.
Pete T. Ryan : Don't get us confused, huh? I'll be the one with you.
[they kiss]
Frank MacBride : I heard that.