George Lopez (TV Series)

George Doesn't Trustee Angie's Brother (2006)

George Lopez: George Lopez

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• Veronica : [about her father leaving after admitting he wanted her inheritance]  I can't believe I thought he'd changed. He just used me to get to my money.

  George Lopez : Well don't worry, I taped a clock to a couple of road flares and put it in his suitcase. That should really start the party at airport security.

• George Lopez : [to Angie]  How can you trust Ray after all he's done to your family?

  Angie Lopez : Because I try to find the good in people.

  George Lopez : That's a really annoying habit.

• George Lopez : [to Benny]  How come you never told me I had any special talents?

  Benny : Oh, I'm sorry, George, you're right. No one can wet the bed better than you!

  George Lopez : I'll remember to use my special gift on your grave.

• Angie Lopez : [to George]  You can never admit you're wrong about something.

  George Lopez : That's because every time I do, you go, "That's another one for me," like you're keeping an imaginary score.

  Angie Lopez : It's not imaginary. The score is 72 to nothing.

• George Lopez : [catches Ray trying to sneak out with Veronica's money]  I knew you'd pull something like this, so I canceled that check, and just to make sure, I signed it Carlos Santana!