Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance (2004)
Holland Taylor: Evelyn Harper
Quotes
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Evelyn Harper : So, dear...
Jake Harper : What?
Evelyn Harper : Do you see anything you like?
Jake Harper : I don't know. What's venison?
Evelyn Harper : Deer.
Jake Harper : What?
Evelyn Harper : Deer.
Jake Harper : What?
Evelyn Harper : Deer. D-e-e-r.
Jake Harper : What? W-h-a-t.
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Evelyn Harper : [Alan is furious with Charlie] How are my boys doing this evening?
Evelyn Harper : [no response] Brrrr... Well, I think Mommy has the answer. Alan, if you find it intolerable living under the same roof with the brother who betrayed you, then you and Jake can come and live with me.
Alan Harper : [thinks it over, turns to Charlie, shaking his hand] We're good.