Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance (2004)

Angus T. Jones: Jake Harper

Quotes 

• Evelyn Harper : So, dear...

  Jake Harper : What?

  Evelyn Harper : Do you see anything you like?

  Jake Harper : I don't know. What's venison?

  Evelyn Harper : Deer.

  Jake Harper : What?

  Evelyn Harper : Deer.

  Jake Harper : What?

  Evelyn Harper : Deer. D-e-e-r.

  Jake Harper : What? W-h-a-t.

• Jake Harper : Dad? If Uncle Charlie let you kick him in the nuts, would that make you guys even?

• Jake Harper : [dinner did not agree with him]  That deer didn't have antlers when I ate it, but it's sure coming out that way.

• Alan Harper : [Alan is tucking Jake into bed and talking to him; Jake passes gas]  The lesson was... Oh... God... Jake! That's *awful*!

  Jake Harper : Yeah, I wish I could've saved that one for school.

• Alan Harper : You cracked the parental code on the cable box again, didn't you?

  Jake Harper : It's 1-2-3-4. A monkey could crack that.