- Hank Hill: Boy, last night Bobby reached for a dinner roll and I think I saw a muscle in his throwing arm.
- Boomhauer: Yeah, man, well I don't wanna kill the dang ol' buzz, man, buy I tell ya what, that little boy there throws like a dang ol' drifter, man. Talkin' 'bout a dang ol' up on the roof.
- Bill Dauterive: I also found my paper on Boomhauer's roof.
- Peggy Hill: What am I gonna do for my next column?
- Minh Souphanousinphone: Sorry, guess you on your own. Hey, maybe something about turning corn cobs into pipes?
- Peggy Hill: Are you sure I'm making mustard gas?
- Hank Hill: Yes. My dad used to mix up a big batch of it to celebrate V-J Day.
- Minh Souphanousinphone: What's the matter? You got to clean Jethro's overalls before he come back from still?
- Peggy Hill: Roddy Rae took my column into the mens room. Is that good or bad?
- Jenkins: Hmm, depends. If he comes out holding it, good news. If he's empty-handed, well...