- Danger Mouse: [reporting to K via video phone] I have just brought another tricky assignment to a satisfactory conclusion. The menace of the were-wallobee of Wollamaloo is no more.
- Penfold: [stuck inside a sandstorm] Help! I'm being attacked by something with huge, flapping wings!
- Danger Mouse: Those are my ears, Penfold. And kindly get down from my head.
- Penfold: Yes, chief.
- Penfold: Look, DM. a signpost!
- Danger Mouse: Yes, it may point to the way out of the desert.
- Danger Mouse: [the sign says 'Achtung! Minenfeld] Good grief, we're in a minefield!
- Penfold: [the sign says 'Achtung! Minenfeld] Good grief, we're in a minefield!
- Danger Mouse: [panting] Lucky we had the old crater-escape-pack with us, or we'd
- [pant]
- Danger Mouse: been trapped there forever and we'd
- [pant]
- Danger Mouse: we'd have had to thrown in the towel.
- Danger Mouse: A thousand salams, oh dweller of the desert sands.
- Penfold: And a couple of slices of liver sausage from me, too.
- Danger Mouse: [quietly] Salam, Penfold, salam. Not salami.
- Arab: Salutations, white waverer. May the camel of misfortune never give you the hump.
- Danger Mouse: Hmm. And may the space between your toes never get clogged with sand.
- Danger Mouse: [turns to his assistant] Penfold?
- Penfold: Eh, yes chief?
- Danger Mouse: [quietly] It's customary to say something polite in greeting.
- Penfold: Oh, ehm... may your yashmack stay waterproof and your camel lumpy.
- Danger Mouse: [quieter still] Oh, honestly, Penfold...
- Arab: Oh, you honor me, short goggled one. Would you like to rest, have a date maybe, hm?
- [holds up a date to eat]
- Penfold: Oh, eh, no thank you, I'm just hopeless with girls.
- Danger Mouse: Penfold, shush.
- Penfold: Yes, but I am, I can't help it!