Danger Mouse (TV Series)
A Dune with a View (1992)
David Jason: Danger Mouse, The Narrator, Arab
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Quotes
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Danger Mouse : [reporting to K via video phone] I have just brought another tricky assignment to a satisfactory conclusion. The menace of the were-wallobee of Wollamaloo is no more.
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Penfold : [stuck inside a sandstorm] Help! I'm being attacked by something with huge, flapping wings!
Danger Mouse : Those are my ears, Penfold. And kindly get down from my head.
Penfold : Yes, chief.
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Penfold : Look, DM. a signpost!
Danger Mouse : Yes, it may point to the way out of the desert.
Danger Mouse : [the sign says 'Achtung! Minenfeld] Good grief, we're in a minefield!
Penfold : [the sign says 'Achtung! Minenfeld] Good grief, we're in a minefield!
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Danger Mouse : [panting] Lucky we had the old crater-escape-pack with us, or we'd
[pant]
Danger Mouse : been trapped there forever and we'd
[pant]
Danger Mouse : we'd have had to thrown in the towel.
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Danger Mouse : A thousand salams, oh dweller of the desert sands.
Penfold : And a couple of slices of liver sausage from me, too.
Danger Mouse : [quietly] Salam, Penfold, salam. Not salami.
Arab : Salutations, white waverer. May the camel of misfortune never give you the hump.
Danger Mouse : Hmm. And may the space between your toes never get clogged with sand.
Danger Mouse : [turns to his assistant] Penfold?
Penfold : Eh, yes chief?
Danger Mouse : [quietly] It's customary to say something polite in greeting.
Penfold : Oh, ehm... may your yashmack stay waterproof and your camel lumpy.
Danger Mouse : [quieter still] Oh, honestly, Penfold...
Arab : Oh, you honor me, short goggled one. Would you like to rest, have a date maybe, hm?
[holds up a date to eat]
Penfold : Oh, eh, no thank you, I'm just hopeless with girls.
Danger Mouse : Penfold, shush.
Penfold : Yes, but I am, I can't help it!