- Jack Stiles: The governor's party? I forgot about that stuffy brouhaha. Do we have to go?
- Mrs. Emilia Smythe Rothschild: Oh, you won't want to miss it. The governor's guest tonight is millionaire sultan Mohammed Kareem Abdul Mosheriff Ali.
- Jack Stiles: Wait a minute, he's the guy with 70 wives!
- Mrs. Emilia Smythe Rothschild: Uh-huh.
- Jack Stiles: Oh ho ho! Man, I bet he gets great group... discounts.
- Jack Stiles: Is this where the Sultan lives?
- Gate Guard: This is just his vacation home, sir.
- Jack Stiles: Oh, good - then I came to the right place. He told me to stop by here for a job interview, so here I am.
- Gate Guard: Did he say for what position?
- Jack Stiles: Ah well, after seeing his wives, I was hoping to go through a variety of positions, but whatever you have open.
- [Jack kicks a eunuch in the crotch]
- Eunuch: No patties, no pain.
- Jack Stiles: Well, at least you have guts.
- [Jack punches the eunuch in the stomach, disabling him]
- [to the headsman about to execute Emilia]
- Jack Stiles: I like your style, but your execution's all wrong.
- [Jack knocks the headsman out]
- [discussing Jack]
- Iris: Is he a friend of yours?
- Mrs. Emilia Smythe Rothschild: Oh, more often than not.
- [reading the inscription the necklace Jack gave her]
- Mrs. Emilia Smythe Rothschild: To my partner, the only one who can get a rise out of me. Your favorite eunuch, Jack.