Jack of All Trades (TV Series)

One, Two, Three: Give Me Lady Liberty (2000)

Bruce Campbell: Jack Stiles, Daring Dragoon

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• Jack Stiles : [Jack is cooking a Thanksgiving feast and after Em tries cranberry sauce and doesn't like it]  You know, you're not exactly getting in the spirit of things!

  Mrs. Emilia Smythe Rothschild : I still don't know how you reconcile displacing an entire culture

  Jack Stiles : Well, don't get mad at me, I wasn't even there. Besides, you're missing the whole point of the holiday!

  Mrs. Emilia Smythe Rothschild : Which is?

  Jack Stiles : An excuse to get out of work and stuff your face. It's the American way!

• Jack Stiles : You're not the only one around here with a pornographic memory.