Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)
Final Justice (1999)
Kevin Murphy: Tom Servo, Professor Bobo
Quotes
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[during a low-angle shot of Joe Don Baker]
Tom Servo : Gah! I don't wanna be down here!
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[a closeup of Geronimo wetting his lips]
Tom Servo : The last thing a sausage sees.
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[during the film, a character drops a gun and causes it to fire]
Tom Servo : See, Mike, that's what happened when I shot you that one time, and you'd never believe me!
Mike Nelson : Well, now I know.
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[Joe Don Baker leaves the village after the villagers nursed him back to health]
Mike Nelson : Well, they hustled him out of the village pretty quick.
Tom Servo : [as Joe Don] But wait, I'm still sick and wounded.
Crow : [as villagers] Uh huh. Good-BYE!
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Tom Servo : He's got double chins on his eye lids.
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[Geronimo faces a henchman with a child hostage]
Sheriff Geronimo : [putting his gun away] C'mon. Let's talk.
Tom Servo : We're driftin' apart.
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[as Joe Don Baker "questions" a prostitute]
Tom Servo : Our hero, a murderous oaf who threatens women with coat hangers.
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[a flyover shot of Malta filled with cramped buildings]
Tom Servo : Yes, plenty of room for development in Malta!