- Danger Mouse: There's not crumbs.There's grains of sand that could only have come from the Nevada desert.
- Penfold: Oh, goody goody.
- Danger Mouse: Goody, goody, Penfold?
- Penfold: I like Nevada desert even better than cookies.
- Danger Mouse: Bisquits. You are thinking of Alaska dessert. I am talking about the Nevada desert. Alaska is freezing, Nevada is baking hot.
- Penfold: Yes, baked Alaska desert!
- Danger Mouse: Penfold?
- Penfold: Yes, Chief?
- Danger Mouse: Shush.
- Baron Silas Greenback: Oh, why am I so brilliant?
- Stiletto: I donna know, Barone.
- Baron Silas Greenback: [Nero chortles something uninteligable] Exactly. That's why I'm so brilliant. Don't you forget.
- Stiletto: No Barone, Okay, Barone.
- Baron Silas Greenback: And this, my little Nero, spells the end of Danger Mouse.
- Stiletto: Oh, I thought it was-a spelled T.H.E...
- Baron Silas Greenback: [interrupting] Silence!
- Danger Mouse: You guessed that I'd follow the trail to the Nevada desert and that I'd stand on the cross. But I guessed what you were up to. So I'm afraid your guess has been outguessed, Greenback.
- Stiletto: Eh?
- Baron Silas Greenback: Very good, White Wonder. Unfortunately, I guessed that you would guess what I had guessed and I guessed what you would do when you had guessed what I had guessed.
- [Stilleto growls in pain as his head hurts]
- Baron Silas Greenback: So, wretched rodent, guess your way out of this!
- Penfold's Auntie: [while hanging from a parachute together] Oh, Ernest.
- Penfold: And I don't like being called Ernest!
- Penfold's Auntie: You've let yourself go completely. That jacket. That tie. And when are you going to get your haircut?
- Penfold: Hair? I hardly got any hair.
- Penfold's Auntie: And don't answer back! You've picked up bad manners from that fancy friend of yours.
- Penfold: He is not a fancy friend, he's the world's greatest secret agent.
- Penfold's Auntie: Well, he's certainly not the world's greatest dresser.
- Danger Mouse: Which buildings?
- Colonel K: Umpire State, Giggleheim Museum, United Notions Building, Yonkee Studio, and worst of all the Statue of Liberty.