- Penfold: Would you like to read the masterpiece that will be the talk of the publishing world for years to come?
- Danger Mouse: Yes, I can hardly wait!
- [takes the piece of paper from Penfold]
- Danger Mouse: Ah, right.
- [clears throat to start reading]
- Danger Mouse: Ah. Once upin a tone, There was a white moose who ligged in a red pillar bog with his f-friend, who was a homster. Allistair Maclain eat your heart out.
- Danger Mouse: [during freefall] Steady Penfold, steady, there's nothing to be afraid of. You can't come to any harm when you're falling.
- Penfold: Oh, can't you? Are you sure?
- Danger Mouse: Yes, possitive.
- Penfold: Oh, oh good.
- Danger Mouse: It's the landing part you have to worry about.
- Danger Mouse: Good grief, Penfold, you actually beat me.
- Penfold: I know, I couldn't lose.
- Danger Mouse: Really, why not?
- Penfold: Because the pen is mightier than the bored.
- Danger Mouse: Oh, good grief...
- Penfold: I'm off to get a fruit and nutcake, DM
- Danger Mouse: Yes, well it will take one to know one.