- Isambard Sinclair, narrator: London. Birthplace of Professor Beasley's eatable toothbrush and also of his quick-setting dental cream.
- Penfold: [Penfold has just made a rather unfunny pun] You're not laughing, chief.
- Danger Mouse: Ah, well spotted, Penfold.
- Penfold: [Danger Mouse is laughing at one of his own jokes] You don't laugh at mine, I shan't laugh at yours.
- Danger Mouse: I smell a toad...
- Penfold: No, DM, I smell a rat.
- Danger Mouse: You can smell what you like, Penfold, but I definitely smell a toad.
- Isambard Sinclair, narrator: Well, well, well. I have in the business man and boy but never, never have I seen Danger Mouse, hero to millions set such a bad example... Eaves dropping! Whatever is the world coming to?
- Danger Mouse: Will you shush?
- Penfold: But I didn't say a word.
- Danger Mouse: Not you, Penfold, him, Mr. blabbermouth voice-over.
- Isambard Sinclair, narrator: Well, really!
- Baron Silas Greenback: Now hear this, my demands are simple. All I require is total power. the Houses of Parliament are to become my private snooker ground and Buckingham Palace is to house my collection of spiders legs. Oh, and don't look to the white wonder to safe you this time, I very much fear he's... eh, how to put it? Otherwise engaged.
- [chuckles wickedly]
- Colonel K: [on video phone] Good show, well, let you get on, then. Rover, hoover and hodge.
- Danger Mouse: Yes sir, Rover, hoover and hodge to you to.
- Isambard Sinclair, narrator: Can this be the end of Baron Silas Greenback and his evil henchman? Well, personally I hope not, or I'll be out of a job.