License to Wed (2007)
Robin Williams: Reverend Frank
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Quotes
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Ben Murphy : [out on the street, noticing the van Frank and Choir Boy are sitting in] No way.
[opens the back door]
Reverend Frank : Whoa! Is that one strike or two against Rodriguez?
Choir Boy : Uh... Two!
Reverend Frank : Oh! Well...
Ben Murphy : Awesome job with the camouflage, guys. Seriously, you totally got me. Who would have ever thought you'd be in a van with "Saint Augustine's" on the side?
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Reverend Frank : So Ben, what do you do, besides little Sadie here.
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Reverend Frank : [at the wedding reception] The rings.
Sadie Jones : [looks at the inscription] "Never to fart"?
Ben Murphy : Oh, my god... I didn't change it! I'm gonna change it right when I get back, I promise I will...
Sadie Jones : No, no, no. Bite your tongue, 'cause I wouldn't want it changed for anything in the whole world.
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[from trailer]
Reverend Frank : I'm gonna have to heal you. We have got to pray! We have got to pray! We have got to pray to make it through the day!
Ben Murphy : [pause] Was that M.C. Hammer?
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Reverend Frank : Bad news, guys. Next available date is in two years.
Sadie Jones : Two years?
Reverend Frank , Choir Boy : Mhm.
Ben Murphy : That's... so long.
Sadie Jones : Yeah!
Reverend Frank : Wait! Hold on, hold on...
Choir Boy : Wasn't there a cancellation? I think it's...
Reverend Frank : There, there!
Choir Boy : Yes, there it is.
Reverend Frank : Three weeks from tomorrow. How is that?
Ben Murphy : [skeptical, while Sadie laughs] That's a little quick. Right? I mean...
Sadie Jones : Okay, I guess we're getting married in three weeks.
Reverend Frank : Okay!
Ben Murphy : [in shock] Wow... Just like that.
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Ben Murphy : Hey, can I ask you a question?
Reverend Frank : Sure.
Ben Murphy : When did you really know that we were ready to get married?
Reverend Frank : The moment you told Joel that Sadie wasn't a fish, I knew it was meant to be. Besides, anybody who kicks a reverend's ass for his woman, you're A-okay in my book.
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Reverend Frank : By the power of God and the minister of National Security and Justice of Ocho Rios, Jamaica... I now pronounce you husband and wife.
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[Ben and Sadie dip into Sadie's apartment for sex. The scene immediately cuts to Reverend Frank]
Reverend Frank : [to the audience] You didn't actually think I was going to let you watch that, did you?
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Reverend Frank : Sadie Jones? Little Sadie Jones! How you've grown.
Sadie Jones : Well, yeah.
Reverend Frank : And now my Sadie Jones is gonna tie the knot.
Sadie Jones : I am. I'm so sorry I haven't been around for the last, like...
Reverend Frank : Ten years.
Sadie Jones : Yeah. I've just been trying to get my business started, and...
Reverend Frank : Oh, please. Please. You go to a liberate college, you have a bisexual rommate, you forget about God. Don't sweat it. He doesn't forget about you.
Sadie Jones : Yay!
[laughs nervously]
