Danger Mouse (TV Series)

Where There's a Well There's a Way (1986)

David Jason: Danger Mouse, The Narrator

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• Isambard Sinclair, narrator : [narrating]  London, a city rich with the homes of the famous. Buckingham Palace, home of royalty. Ten Downingstreet, home of the PM. 14B Bakerstreet, residence of Sherlock Holmes. And only a stones throw away: the worlds most famous pillarbox, home of... Danger Mouse.

  Penfold : [a loud clang]  Cor, I do wish that Dr. Watson would stop throwing stones at our pillar box.

  Danger Mouse : He's only jealous, Penfold. He's only Sherlock Holmes' assistant.

  Penfold : Oh yes, I hadn't thought of that.

• Colonel K : [on viewscreen]  However, our backroom boffins have come up with a device for tracking down wells...

  Penfold : Cor!

  Colonel K : It's a micro processor controlled dowzer. I'm sending it to you.

  Danger Mouse : Now sir?

  Colonel K : No, dowzer.

  Danger Mouse : No, I mean are you sending the dowzer now, sir?

  Colonel K : Dowzernowzer? What on Earth are you talking about?

  Penfold : [turns to the camera]  Ehm, I'm sorry about this, this is what we call a breakdown in communications. Just chat amongst yourselves for a couple of minutes while they get it sorted out.

• The Prophet of Puttinemdown : Is it about the three thirty at Sandown part?

  Danger Mouse : No, it's about where we go from here in our search for Merlin's inkwell.

  Penfold : Aw, I'd forgotten that's what we were looking for.

  Danger Mouse : So did half of them, that's why I said it. Hm. Now where do we go from here?

  The Prophet of Puttinemdown : Have you got a mystic word?

  Danger Mouse : No.

  The Prophet of Puttinemdown : Straight to the closing credits then.

• Danger Mouse : Lend me a copper coin, I haven't got one.

  Penfold : Have you looked in your pockets?

  Danger Mouse : I haven't got any pockets.

  Penfold : Oh no. Have you thought of changing your tailor?

  Danger Mouse : No, but I have thought of changing my assistant.

• Danger Mouse : Good grief, it's Copperconk Cassidy!

  Penfold : Are you sure it's not Barry Mannilow in his bicycle cape?