- Colonel K: [on video phone] Good grief, DM. What's gone wrong?
- Danger Mouse: Maybe it's the watertight seals have gone.
- Colonel K: Well, your not supposed to keep pets on government property you know.
- Danger Mouse, Penfold: [simultaniously] Good heavens! You've bought me an aquarium. How kind. It's not an aquarium. It's Colonel K. What is it, Colonel?
- Penfold: [turns to camera] If there's one thing I hate waking up to, it's choral speaking.
- Danger Mouse: Penfold, shush. What's happened, Colonel?
- Penfold: Yes, why are you disguised as a washing machine?
- Colonel K: Washing machine? I'm in a diving suit, man.
- Danger Mouse: Look Penfold, you're never going to get your secret agent assistant's bronze medal second class this way.
- Penfold: Cor, DM! There's no sea!
- Danger Mouse: Exactly: the sea's where the land was and where the sea was is land.
- Penfold: Cor, Chief.
- Danger Mouse: What?
- Penfold: Can we go to Blackpool?
- Danger Mouse: Blackpool, whatever for?
- Penfold: 'cause my clockwork paddleboat sank in the boating lake and I would like to get it back.
- Danger Mouse: Oh really, Penfold...
- Penfold: Ow...
- Danger Mouse: It will have rusted away after all these years.
- Penfold: It was last week!
- Penfold: Is that because the cow jumped over the moon?
- Professor Heinrich Von Squawkencluck: Huh? About what is he talking?
- Danger Mouse: About what are any of them talking?
- Penfold: Answers on a postcard, please, to...
- Danger Mouse: Penfold!
- Penfold: Oh, heck.
- Keith: There's only... one thing that I really want. One thing that I've never had.
- Danger Mouse: Ah. Well, yes, go on, what?
- Keith: Eyebrows.
- Danger Mouse: [surprised] Eyebrows?
- Penfold: [utterly amazed] Eyebrows?
- Keith: Aye, I've never had any, you see. Limits me powers of expression like.
- Danger Mouse: Oh, that's no problem at all, here look, you can have mine.
- Penfold: You've done it now, sacrificed a lifetime of loyalty. Never again shall you hear these warm, friendly, encouraging, helpful...
- Danger Mouse: Penfold?
- Penfold: ...tones. What?
- Danger Mouse: Shush.
- Penfold: Shush? Shush! You never need say that ever again. Cause I'm not speaking. Not ever again. Total silence. My lips are sealed. And serve you right.
- Danger Mouse: Oh, good grief!
- Isambard Sinclair, narrator: [narrating] And so we come to the end of another Danger Mouse adventure. Though what all the fuss is about I don't know. I mean no one spares a thought for me. Up to my neck in flood water. Nobody. Sticking to my post. And do I get a mention? Hahaha, well no. Well that's it. That's it! No, I'm not saying another word. Not another word. They've done it now, sacrificed a lifetime of loyalty. The next adventure of Danger Mouse they can... introduce themselves. The rest is silence. Absolute silent. My lips are sealed forever.