Danger Mouse (TV Series)

Turn of the Tide (1986)

Edward Kelsey: Colonel K, Professor Heinrich Von Squawkencluck

Quotes 

• Colonel K : [on video phone]  Good grief, DM. What's gone wrong?

  Danger Mouse : Maybe it's the watertight seals have gone.

  Colonel K : Well, your not supposed to keep pets on government property you know.

• Danger Mouse , Penfold : [simultaniously]  Good heavens! You've bought me an aquarium. How kind. It's not an aquarium. It's Colonel K. What is it, Colonel?

  Penfold : [turns to camera]  If there's one thing I hate waking up to, it's choral speaking.

  Danger Mouse : Penfold, shush. What's happened, Colonel?

  Penfold : Yes, why are you disguised as a washing machine?

  Colonel K : Washing machine? I'm in a diving suit, man.

• Keith : There's only... one thing that I really want. One thing that I've never had.

  Danger Mouse : Ah. Well, yes, go on, what?

  Keith : Eyebrows.

  Danger Mouse : [surprised]  Eyebrows?

  Penfold : [utterly amazed]  Eyebrows?

  Keith : Aye, I've never had any, you see. Limits me powers of expression like.

  Danger Mouse : Oh, that's no problem at all, here look, you can have mine.