- Danger Mouse: There must be some way to beat that villain... Ah! Why didn't I think of it before? The computer that Colonel K's boffins installed in the Mark 3 after the last episode
- [leans towards the camera]
- Danger Mouse: That I forgot to mention...
- Colonel K: [on viewscreen] Ah, DM, good show, erm, where's Penfold?
- Danger Mouse: Well, it's Hallowe'en, sir, so he's carving up a swede.
- Colonel K: Good heavens, DM. I didn't even know he could play tennis.
- Danger Mouse: Tennis? What, oh no, not Bjorn Borg, not that kind of Swede, it's the vegetable kind.
- Danger Mouse: [turns to Penfold, who has been frozen in time] Good grief, Penfold, I can hardly - Oh dear, I'd forgotten, you're in suspended animation. Probably the animators teabreak, hmm.
- Danger Mouse: Good grief! Three blue demons!
- Evil side of Danger Mouse: Yes, you're caught between the devil and the deep blue three.
- Danger Mouse: Good grief, these jokes get worse.