Danger Mouse (TV Series)
DM on the Orient Express (1986)
Edward Kelsey: Baron Silas Greenback, Colonel K
Quotes
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Baron Silas Greenback : This document gives it's owner the legal right to build anything, anywhere in the whole of Europe.
Danger Mouse : Where did you get that document?
Baron Silas Greenback : It fell off the back of a safe in the Medici Museum.
Danger Mouse : I thought as much. But why a motorway? Why Venice?
Baron Silas Greenback : Not just motorways, not just Venice. But carparks, shopping precincts, roundabouts, fly-overs in every city in Europe!
Danger Mouse : You fiend! You'll ruin them. No one would... well no one would ever want to visit them.
Baron Silas Greenback : Ah, this time you have it.
Stiletto : Si, this time you have it.
Danger Mouse : But why?
Baron Silas Greenback : Because then, you witless one-eyed washout, every tourist in the world will be forced to visit my museum.
Danger Mouse : Your museum?
Baron Silas Greenback : The Greenback museum of Barry Mannilow record sleeves.
Danger Mouse : You fiend. You would bring the world to it's knees.
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Baron Silas Greenback : Little does he know that I hired the Orient Express for the Euro Master Crooks convention in Paris. Now the crooks will get the White Wonder and the Hopeless Hamster and I will get my manuscript back.
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Colonel K : Some department I never heard of coughed up for tickets... for a train... Orient Express.
Danger Mouse : I beg your pardon, Colonel?
Colonel K : Tickets for the Orient Express at your hotel.
Penfold : What's the Orient Express doing at our hotel, Colonel?
Colonel K : I don't know, Penfold. Are you staying at the station?
Danger Mouse : [extremely long-suffering] I don't think I can take much more...