- Danger Mouse: [Danger Mouse is waiting for Penfold to have his picture taken] I could have saved the world two or three times while you've been in there.
- Stiletto: [laughs ominously] It is I, Stiletto, who has-a the photographicals. I, the world's-a henchiest-a henchman. Now I will conduct them to il Barone to the work which is-a dirty.
- Isambard Sinclair, narrator: Do any of you know how much professional pride it costs me to introduce this lunacy? Do any of you care? Have you bothered to dry any of those dishes yet? Did you take your mucky shoes off before you flopped down in front of the television set? Can't you find anything better to do, eh? eh? What about your homework? Do you want to get on in the world? Or do you think your mother are going to keep you forever? I suppose you'll be looking out for the next amazing adventure of Dangermouse.