- Danger Mouse: Is, is that you sir?
- Colonel K: [on viewscreen] 'Course it's me.
- Danger Mouse: Yes sir, I can't see your face, sir.
- Colonel K: That's because I'm standing up.
- Penfold: Cor, it's alright, Colonel, I'm not that famous.
- Colonel K: I am standing up, Penfold, because I can't sit down. Someone has stuffed the most important seat cushions in the land with cactus.
- Danger Mouse: Ah, just as I thought: lopped off cactus.
- [looking down]
- Danger Mouse: There's a peon under that one.
- Penfold: After sitting on that seat there's a peon in my...
- Danger Mouse: Penfold!
- Isambard Sinclair, narrator: Is there a future for Penfold as an assistant secret agent, or will he have to take get job at a yo-yo factory? And will the Baron bounce back to face our heroes with fresh perills? Look out for the next astounding bounding, bouncing episode of... Danger Mouse.