- Danger Mouse: What's the problem, Colonel?
- Colonel K: [on viewscreen] I don't like the look of the Albert Hall.
- Danger Mouse: No, well, It's not the way I would have build it, either.
- Colonel K: No, no, DM, I mean I don't like the way it's behaving. It's swelling like a balloon and quivering like a jelly.
- Danger Mouse: Don't worry, sir, I'll sort it out. I'll have to do it on my own, mind you, Penfold is reading his paper on cowardice without guild to the Annual Conference of Cowards Anonymous.
- Colonel K: [on viewscreen] Where are they holding it?
- Danger Mouse: Oh, the usual place.
- Colonel K: Ah, the Chicken farm.
- Danger Mouse: Yes. Still, it means I'll get the job done quicker, sir. I'll report back in an hour.
- Isambard Sinclair, narrator: Within twenty four hours the menace has passed. And not only that, but the multiple Penfolds have totally evaporated.
- Danger Mouse: So, the multiple Penfolds have totally evaporated, sir.
- Colonel K: Yes, I heard.