- Baron Greenback: My weather machine can make tornado's
- Stiletto: Hm. My mama can-a make canneloni.
- [gets hit on the head by Greenback's cane]
- Stiletto: Ow!
- Baron Greenback: At the press of a button, I could smother the Earth with snow, drown it in rain, wreck it with gails, and cloak it with fog.
- Stiletto: Why not just wait for summer?
- [Greenback hands over his cane and Stiletto hits himself on the head]
- Stiletto: Ow!
- Danger Mouse: [90 meters of snow is blocking the exit] Luckily we're equipped with the very latest convert plain arm lever operated snow shifters.
- Penfold: Oh, great! What's that?
- Danger Mouse: Eh, two new shovels in the boot.
- Penfold: Eh?
- Danger Mouse: Dig man, dig!
- Penfold: [passing Nelson's Column covered in snow] Ooh! Nelson, another hero!
- Danger Mouse: Yes, he and I would have seen eye to eye on lots of matters.
- Isambard Sinclair, narrator: And now the weather forecast for the whole country. It will be dry and sunny everywhere with some fog patches and heavy rain accompanied by gale force winds and occasional falls of Greenback and Stiletto.
- Baron Greenback, Stiletto: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
- Isambard Sinclair, narrator: But a daft front is moving steadily, and conditions are expected to be back to abnormal for the next amazing adventure of... Dangermouse!